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March 31, 2008

In which I take a truly hardline stance

Today's CoHE features dueling First Person essays on that most fraught of topics, online anonymity.  Peter Plagens says "nay"; three Anon Academics say "yea."  I hereby issue my pronouncement from on high (er, well, it would be from on high if I were taller than 5'3''--maybe I should put on some high heels before continuing--but you get the idea):

It depends.

Some academics really will be fired/denied tenure/shunned/sentenced to a lifetime of sharpening pencils because a Higher Up dislikes their opinions about, say, Macs vs. PCs.  Others will not.  Some departments will gun for a colleague/graduate student who even hints at having a blog.  Others will not.  Some administrations will absolutely pitch a fit about openly gay faculty.  Others will not.  Some senior faculty will put out APBs on junior faculty who dare to question the Ways Things Have Always Been Done Here.  Others will not.  Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, ad nauseam.  Ultimately, the judgment call belongs to the academic in question, not Backseat Bloggers. 

March 29, 2008

Rules of Academic Calories, Ongoing

If your conference organizers provide an endless supply of yummy baked goodies, those goodies contain no calories.

Grange House

Sarah Blake, the author of Grange House (2000), is a Victorianist, and this neo-Victorian novel might well be taken as a rethinking of all those debates over the meaning of both literary foremothers and female authorship.  Grange House does not rewrite Victorian texts per se, although the novel alludes (explicitly and otherwise) to Charlotte Bronte, Henry James, Lord Tennyson, among others.  Similarly, while the novel harps on a number of Gothic themes and structures--ghosts, incest, repetition--it cannot be pinned down to any Gothic precursor in particular.

As in most Gothic novels, Grange House's residents appear doomed to repeat events from the past.  But what are those events? Near the beginning of the novel, the cook's daughter, Halcy Ames, and her young lover are found drowned under mysterious circumstances, although it seems clear from Halcy's note that they are eloping on account of her pregnancy.  To make matters worse, our narrator, Maisie, sees Halcy's ghost (more than once, in fact).  The real Gothic repetition, however, lies not in the drowning but in the death of one and, perhaps, two children--namely, Halcy and her unborn (or born?) child.  Maisie soon discovers that her mysterious friend Nell Grange, who occupies the attic (intentional shades of Jane Eyre), has also lost an illegitimate daughter; moreover, between Maisie's readings in Nell's accumulated diaries and her fraught conversation with the equally mysterious cook, Maisie soon makes a startling discovery that, in effect, leads her own mother to "lose" her daughter.  Behind all this drama lies the story of the Widow Grange, an Irish emigrant whose obsession with the son she left behind to die inadvertently destroys her remaining family. 

All of the women in this novel are storytellers, deliberately or otherwise, but not all forms of storytelling prove equal.  In fact, far from heroically appropriating "the Author" for feminist purposes, female authors frequently become destructive, whether self- or otherwise.  After Halcy's death, Maisie becomes furious when another adolescent, Ruth, takes a "greedy delight" in fashioning a grand romantic tale to explain the drowning (27), while much later, Maisie's mother tries to write through her husband's death in a different but no less problematic way, posting the dead man letter after letter (189).  Even the beautiful but supposedly conventional Susannah Granger horns in on her sister Nell's text, inserting a love story designed (mistakenly) to provoke Nell into acknowledging that they are competing for the same man  (256).  These three very different instances all converge on authorship as self-centered desire: a desire which turns sordid events into cliched romance, the better to consume it (Ruth); a desire which replicates the author's real-life fiction of an ideal relationship with a man who actually loves someone else (Maisie's mother); a desire which casts sisterly love as erotic competition (Susannah).  In particular, the mother's "dead letters" manifest an unwilling, although increasingly less concealed, recognition
that her communications never quite reached their intended object, even when he was alive. 

But these examples of authorship gone awry pale before the threat of imagining revenants.  Nell Grange first tells Maisie the story of her childhood as a Gothic narrative, complete with ghosts, mysterious handprints, and a gruesome death by fire.  As the rest of this discussion will give away the plot, I'm going to stick it beneath the fold. 

Continue reading "Grange House" »

March 28, 2008

Be it resolved...

...that university bookstores ought to have a substantial selection of books in addition to coursebooks.

(You know..."bookstore"? As in, a store with books?  Yeah, yeah, I know: get with the model of selling everything but books in the campus bookstore.  Sorry, I'm behind the times.)

This Week's Acquisitions

March 26, 2008

Scattered Musings

  • I'm off--not to see the wizard, but to see IU Bloomington, where I've never been.  The occasion is the British Women Writers Conference, where I'll be discussing torture by candle, dying at the stake, and similarly uplifting topics.
  • And then, week after next, comes NEMLA, where dying at the stake will not figure in my presentation. Handsome Young Jesuits, however, will make special guest appearances. 
  • It must be spring: the ducks have wandered away from the pond and are hanging out near my house.  I'm also beginning to see the usual signs of Gardening by Squirrel (the squirrels dig up and replant the tulips, marigolds, etc.; they also managed to plant some raspberry bushes along my property line).  If I were a better gardener, I would no doubt be upset by gardening by squirrel, not to mention by the bunnies that reside in the back yard.  However...I'm not a better gardener. 
  • Has anyone ever done a history of the playbill biographical sketch? Thirty or forty years ago, you still saw biographies that opened like this: "Though there were but 1153 people in the capacity audience at the premiere of 'Cabaret' on November 20, 1966, the uproar which followed Mr. Grey's opening number, 'Wilkommen,' may well have rocked the seismograph at Fordham University.  Such were the hosannahs which greeted his characterization of the whitefaced, decadent master-of-ceremonies that he was forthwith elevated to stardom and saluted with the Tony Award at season's end."  (First sentences of Joel Grey's program bio for George M!.)  Compare this to David Hyde Pierce's bio for Curtains, which appears to have been written on an entirely different planet.  When did the oratorios of fulsome praise give way to straightforward lists of credits? And why did the Playbill Biography, Old Style go out of fashion?

March 25, 2008

Instructional exercises

Thanks to the pedometer I'm wearing for part of a campuswide health competition, I've discovered that I walk as much in class as I do while trudging the half-mile to school.  (Mom the Retired School Administrator: "So you're a Peripatetic?") This prompted me to wonder about a more systematic exercise regimen for the professoriat...

CARDIOVASCULAR WORKOUTS:

  • INTELLECTUAL STATIONARY BIKES.  While spinning your wheels, revolve the theoretical debates of the day--without getting anywhere.
  • PUBLICATION CLIMBING WALL.  Attempt to scale a wall of peer reviewers without losing your grip.  If you fail to follow reviewers' suggestions, you may be forced to climb an entirely different wall. 
  • PAPERWORK TREADMILL.  Evaluations, self-evaluations, applications, proposals, amendments, revisions.  Improve your heart's health by filling out administrative paperwork again.  And again.  And again.
  • CRITICISE.  The academic successor to "Jazzercise."  While listening to upbeat music, grade papers at steadily increasing speeds.         


STRENGTH TRAINING
:

  • PREREQUISITE RESISTANCE MACHINE.  Strengthen your pedagogical chest muscles by teaching students who absolutely have to be in your class (and, therefore, absolutely do not want to be there).  Repeat sets several times per year.
  • ANTHOLOGY FREE WEIGHTS.  Hardbound Longman and Norton anthologies can be used for bicep curls during class; bind several volumes together to increase weight.  Other disciplines may substitute their own textbooks.  If necessary, use two or more laptop computers instead of hardcopy.
  • FILING CABINET DRAWER LEG PRESS.  Most commonly performed while trying to stow a decade's worth of paperwork in a single cabinet.  Do not attempt to perform this exercise while seated on a rolling chair. 
  • SCHOLARLY PUNCHING BAG.  Take one academic article and pummel it to within an inch of its life.  An advanced exercise, generally restricted to graduate seminars; may have unpredictable effects on academic strength if used at conferences.

SUPPLEMENTARY EXERCISES:

  • PROFESSIONAL WOBBLE BOARD.  Maintain intellectual balance while riding shifting academic fads. 
  • INTERDISCIPLINARY STRETCH.  Increases mental flexibility.  While maintaining one foot in your own department, extend the other into the department down the hall.  Warning: overstretching may rupture your credibility.

March 23, 2008

Did I miss this controversy?

The Catholic controversial novel Father Oswald, one of the best-known responses to Grace Clement's Father Clement, includes this startling exchange:

            As the carriage with Mrs. Boren and her party drove off, the
        Prelate said to Sefton, "I have been told that your own laws
        and customs consider the wives of Bishops and Clergymen in a
        very equivocal light; I have even heard that their children are
        hardly considered legitimate."
            "Certainly," replied Sefton," our laws and customs are very
        ambiguous on that question, and one cannot be surprised at it
        appearing odd to foreigners; for while a simple knight confers
        title and precedence on his lady, a Bishop can confer neither
        one nor the other on his wife: as for the legitimacy of their
        offspring, we must leave that question to be mooted by the lawyers.
        But when will these ordinations you were speaking of
        take place?" (255)

Now, I know that this question of legitimacy was a live wire in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries; once clerical marriage became acceptable, after all, the state had to define the legal status of married clergymen's children. It looks like there was some discussion of this topic in 1830s legal circles, but only in reference to marriage by license instead of banns; otherwise, I've never seen a single reference to such illegitimacy in any other controversial or non-controversial, fictional or non-fictional text.     I've been hunting through the RHS bibliography, JSTOR, Google, GoogleBooks, etc., and cannot find any studies of a large-scale controversy.  Or even a small-scale controversy.   The various histories of marriage on my shelves are of no help.  Is this anonymous female novelist abstracting a debate from the Reformation and early post-Reformation periods, misunderstanding a legal quibble, or actually responding to a contemporary controversy?

March 22, 2008

Memoirs in six words

Pat the Bunny has unexpected consequences.

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Instructions (via New Kid on the Hallway):

1. Write your own six word memoir

2. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like

3. Link to the person that tagged you in your post and to this original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere

4. Tag five more blogs with links

(I usually leave people untagged, so anyone who wants to play can)

March 21, 2008

Department of bad poetry

The "Papal Aggression" generated sermons, tracts, novels...and, alas, poetry.  Someone writing under the pseudonym "Pyraxius" decided to perpetrate The Martyr's Memorial (1851), which contains such sublime stanzas as this:

        And there were shouts of triumph on that day!
        And ROME exulted in her feast of blood!
        So the fierce Vulture rends her panting prey,
        And piecemeal mangles in delirious mood!
        The Gate Flaminian and the Appian Way
        Rang with tumultuous rapture; while the brood
        Of bloodstain'd worshippers at PETER'S SHRINE
        Crown'd with sweet-incens'd prayers the holocaust
            divine!

Not one of the more pro-Catholic poems of the nineteenth century, just in case you were wondering.

I keep thinking that I should write an article about this material.  And yet, somehow, I have managed to refrain.