As a general rule, it is much easier to water the lawn when the water in question only emerges from the hose's nozzle, as opposed to random holes in the middle of the tubing.
I am not entirely sure why there are random holes in my garden hose. When asked, the hose was not especially forthcoming, although I think my query was reasonably civil. (Or, at least, not laced with excessive profanity.)
Two words: duct tape
Posted by: a historian | April 25, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Tried that, but the water just leaked in another direction. The hose, it is kaput.
Posted by: Miriam | April 25, 2008 at 03:51 PM
You could use it as a makeshift sprinkler. My family's done that lots of times.
Posted by: Bourgeois Nerd | April 26, 2008 at 01:52 AM