I've just taken my department chair up on his offer to move into a new office. This one is about the same size (albeit not shaped like a pie wedge...), in a much quieter location, and comes with an "L" desk. Plus it has a picturesque view of our cupola.
And now, I must steel myself for a heroic task of potentially Augean dimensions:
I have to clean out my current office.
Papers. Papers everywhere. Papers on the desk; papers on the floor; papers on bookcases; papers in the filing cabinet. Papers dating back to the dawn of time, or, at least, back to 1999. Ancient midterm exams. Old term papers (BA, or "Before ANGEL"). Stray quizzes. Attendance sheets.
Help me, recycling box! You're my only hope!