At the risk of sounding like a) a prescriptivist, b) a grumpy old lady, or c) the annoying neighbor who wants the kids off her lawn, may I ask the following question:
What on earth is "I have feels?" "I have many feels?" "The feels are overwhelming me?" "Drowning in good feels?" Is this post-texting/post-Twitter usage? Because it cannot take that much effort to type out the -ing. (Or can it? Perhaps modern fingers are weakening under the strain of so much time spent on the computer.)
We now return to our regularly-scheduled formatting of Book Two.