Miss Sophia Sherwood
Afterlife Apartments #291A
310 Posthumous Street
Deceased, RIP 39103
Dear Miss Sherwood:
I'm sure that you were probably a huge fan of deathbed testimony and all. But if a dying woman can speak only "faintly" or in a "faint" voice, then it's probably not a good idea to give her a monologue that runs on for nearly fourteen pages.
Yes, I counted.
Yours sincerely,
LP
I have no joke here; I just like saying "nuncupative testament."
Posted by: jkcohen | January 26, 2008 at 12:37 AM