1. George W. M. Reynolds is the most famous of those Victorian novelists who specialized in true-blue, honest-to-goodness sensationalist schlock. Wagner the Werewolf (a.k.a. Wagner the Wehr-wolf) is a brilliant example of commercial Gothic gone hilariously haywire. Reynolds cobbles his eye-poppingly complicated plot together out of every Gothic trope you can name, so that in short order, we have the following:
- Hot-blooded Italians;
- A vengeful Greek;
- Bandits hanging out in caves;
- The Inquisition;
- Torture by rack in same;
- Vows;
- Adulterous sex/out-of-wedlock sex;
- Rape fantasies;
- A convent with beautiful young penitents flagellating themselves while in various advanced stages of undress;
- A beautiful and murderous deaf-mute (or is she?...);
- People with faux exotic names ("Nisida");
- Various dead people;
- Young lovers in distress;
- An uncharted desert island, primarily occupied by anacondas;
- An Orientalist fantasy about Suleiman the Magnificent's sister;
- Suleiman himself;
- A self-involved, ambitious young man converting to Islam;
- Slaves who go about assassinating people;
- Skeletons in the closet (figuratively and literally);
- Rosicrucians;
- Faust (!);
- Angels;
- The devoutly Catholic (!!!) werewolf of the title.
Oh, and Satan.
At its core, this globe-trotting, multiplot novel narrates Wagner's quest for redemption after his initial fall into werewolfhood. Originally an impoverished old man, Wagner gives in to the temptations offered by a wandering John Faust and becomes brilliant, rich, and decidedly sexy. Alas, he does turn into a wolf every month, but one can't have everything. His hotness (when he isn't sporting a pelt) catches the eye of Nisida, deaf-mute (so it appears) daughter of an Italian Count...and we're off. Nisida turns out to have some rather bad habits, like murdering suspected rivals for Wagner's love, consigning her brother's girlfriend to a nasty convent, and the like; nevertheless, she too turns out to be on the fast track to redemption. Wagner redeems himself thanks to some prophetic angelic visions, which wean him off of his lust for Nisida (consummated on the uncharted desert island, where they are "wedded [...] in the eyes of heaven" [228]) and turn him away from the blandishments of the BIg Evil One. In effect, Wagner reverses the original Faust legend (with which the plot has more in common than Goethe's version). Readers may be a bit startled by the cheerfulness with which the narrator pronounces Wagner and Nisida headed off to heaven at the end, given that both of them have offed multiple people--this is Christianity as Monopoly's "get out of jail free" card.
Wagner isn't precisely a page turner, I think, but as it scrambles to hit every sensationalist trope it can, it acquires a certain amusement value. This is one of those times when the words "you've just got to go with the flow" seem appropriate. The novel certainly provides a useful reminder that the Victorians, despite what you may have heard, got a real kick out of sex, violence, and half-naked women. (If I had a dollar for every time various protuberant portions of the female anatomy started "heaving," I could buy myself several more bookcases.) Historians might also note that Reynolds hits a topical note: a Jewish money-lender, who turns out to be arguably the nicest person in the plot, is persecuted on trumped-up charges of blood libel.
2. Equally odd, but in a different way, is Confessions of a Methodist (1810), originally serialized in The Satirist and now, apparently, super-duper-rare. It's a parody of William Huntingdon's (or Huntington's) bestselling Bank of Faith, and proceeds by stitching Huntingdon's language directly into the anonymous author's own narrative; at the end, the author takes matters even further by constructing a new Methodist hymn out of single lines taken from multiple real hymns. (I've not found an identification for the author yet, but I wouldn't be shocked if it were Theodore Hook--the author takes the censorship of one of Hook's plays very, very personally.) Rather like Wagner, the Confessions is one vast mash-up, combining Huntingdon's book with a proposal for a play, a fake hymn, excursions into the epistolary genre, commentary on Methodist preaching, and bad Scriptural exegesis. The novel's biggest running joke is the Methodist's way of interpreting so-called special providences: e.g., he excuses his poaching by explaining that "[b]oth pheasants and hares have I found thus, when having faith that I should find them if I sought them in the right way, they have placed themselves opposite to my gun, as I have been firing" (36). When our Methodist isn't poaching, he's sleeping with every woman in sight, soon concluding that it's best to commit adultery (as any children that might result will be laid at the husband's door). On a considerably darker note, it's strongly implied that he murders several of his own children in order to save money. In the end, his life of theft, illicit sex, possible murder, and general fraud finds its just reward...in his remarriage to a woman wealthier than his first wife.
The author's (Hook's?) target here isn't just Huntingdon, but the evangelical emphasis on justification by faith alone. While the novel clearly takes the Established Church as the norm, its satirical conclusions about the moral effects of this doctrine anticipate those of the Victorian Catholic novelists. As one might expect, the satire is beyond unfair: the Methodist slips down the slope faster than you can say sola scriptura.